Previously posted on my Facebook Page.
BALLS are easy to throw and retrieve, and many dogs seem to find them fun to chase and catch. Frisbees can also be a popular choice for dogs that like to play fetch. Frisbees can fly through the air and provide an extra challenge. However, times have changed. Cats and dogs learned how to google, look `em up, for rationales WTH they need to do this and that. Catch! So to convince them to catch things for no apparent, sane reason, you need to prove that that is legal per animal rights. 🐕🏐🐕
DRIVERLESS, capable of traveling without input from a human operator, by means of computer systems working in conjunction with on-board sensors. Then, Fred Flintstone hoped for a car that doesn’t rely on his legs. So cars were invented. Humans worked less but used brain power more. Then we got lazy. We now want a driverless car to take us here and there so we can relax more. Driving is too much energy wasted that should be allotted for Facebooking and Netflix’ing. 🛻🚖🛻
DOGS and cats can form close bonds and even friendships with each other, but it's important to note that their interactions are based more on companionship and social dynamics rather than romantic love as humans understand it. Yes. So don’t overthink your dog and cat. They are not Republicans or Democrats. 🐈🥰🐕
CATS are considered smarter than dogs, just because of their more independent nature and ability to solve problems on their own. But dogs are more trainable, able to learn a wide variety of tricks, like search and rescue. However, training humans is an expertise of cats. Cyd, Fizz and Ching taught me subjects like optic flow, thermodynamics, quantum mechanics, objectivist epistemology, control theory, dynamical systems approach to movement, cybernetics etcetera. 🐈👩🏫🐕
ERASER, an object, typically a piece of soft rubber or plastic, used to rub out something written. Of course, “eraser” isn’t used anymore. The apt word is unfriend, block, delete, or “Nope, I don’t agree with you. But cool! See ya later.” (With a laughing emoji attached.) ✏️👎✏️
GOATS of all ages head butt. Most goats are social, inquisitive creatures and some even more so! Younger goats butt heads in play. Older goats participate in this activity to establish dominance and determine their position in the herd. Fizz told me the origin of “head butt.” She said the first dinosaurs’ head is located on their butt. So there you go, head butt. Also the reason why dogs, to say hello to new friends, smell butts first. Butt is like the face. Kind of. I guess. 🐏🐐🐏
TREATS. When given in moderation, they're great for bonding and training your dog and cat. But Arrow, Ching and Fizz are way past the training phase. Treats are obsolete. They get all kinds of chows. Diverse royale: Wet, dry. Fizz just text’ed me this: “Can you get us packs of Churu PremiumPlus+ squeezables? We just finished the SealMeal and Hartz. And also Cloud Star Buddy biscuits and Zuke’s naturals for Arrow. She googled those last night. She wants to try some. Thanks!” 🐈😋🐕
THERE is an app called Heaven. It is a trending dating app specifically designed for gay men and other members of the LGBTQI+ community. The platform allows you to meet fascinating individuals and enjoy your time without the worry of discrimination or social stigmas. Heaven revolutionizes the dating scene, it says. There is also an app for sexist and homophobic people. It is called Hell. (Just kidding, okay?) 😇📲😈
DO cats think humans are weird? Cats actually view people as fellow cats. Some researchers believe cats look at us as big, slow, clumsy, uncoordinated cats, but others say they're not quite so judgemental. The good thing is, whether or not they're judging our balance and agility, they still love us! Just don’t take on a serious way or be so touchy about whatever your cat posted on Facebook about you. But yes you may name your new cat, if ever you have one, Jo Koy. It’s an okay name. 🥸😼😾
CATS and dogs are drawn to babies due to their nurturing instincts. Cats and babies can live together happily, but it will take some familial preparation to make sure everything is okay. It is important to prepare your cat for the upcoming changes, like a living thing who isn’t facing a cellphone. A dog's instinctual protective nature stems from their pack animal origins. And dogs think a baby is a puppy. But don’t let your baby squeak like your dog’s stuffed toy, you know what I mean? 🐈👶🐕
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